Booster Shots, The Omicron Variant and Government Shysters: It's not them. We can't blame them We're just all a bunch of imbeciles!

 I am double vaxxed and boosted. Not out of any virtuous principle of right and wrong, to make myself an example to others. Not even out of concern for my own health (after 3 marriages and divorces the end may be a welcome experience). I did it because my second wife would not let me into the house to visit my daughter until I was vaccinated. So, I did it. I had no prejudice against vaccines I'm just a grand master of procrastination. 

A little while ago I was lying in bed and a thought entered my mind " my booster gives me 72% more protection from severe disease. But How? 'And against what?" Can't be from omicron, who's severity is bandied about as severe as a pimple on my butt. Must enhance the protection against the more serious strains, Delta". Ok. So, I went back to my idiotic reveries in the bed when I thought "Why not check the studies showing exactly what aspect of the virus this booster was providing this enhanced protection from.

So, I Googled " 72% enhanced protection booster". I clicked on the link and read how I was now protected from severe illness to Omicron". I quickly closed the page thinking it was an error by a naive sports write filling in.  clicked the next one '72% Omicron virus" and the next. And the next 5 until I started to realize that I was being protected from severe effects from the Omicron variant!"

I almost threw my computer at the wall! You mean they convinced me to get a booster to protect me from a stuffy nose and scratchy throat?!!!! That's how it seems to me. I wanted to bang my head into the wall not because I was duped but because I let myself be duped! It wasn't their fault it was totally mine for not paying attention (a common complaint of all three ex-wives). 

I'm still stunned. I always fancied myself as rather intelligent individual. Suddenly I find I'm more fit for climbing trees, eating bananas and picking parasites of my better half.

Seriously I'm really pissed at the underhandedness that was used to have me get that booster. I would have been happy to have given them the money for then booster than ending up feeling like a lame jackass. I was once a target of an intended pickpocket. The sob pressed against me and put his hand in my Front right pocket. I grabbed him by the throat. I told him I wanted to break his neck not for picking my pocket but just the one he chose. If it was my back pocket, then I may have lost my wallet but retained my dignity.

I'm that pissed off right now.

Pfizer Fails again in vaccine for 2–4-year old's. Their Solution? You'll Never Guess

In clinical trials involving 2–4-year-old children as live bait, Pfizer reports that its Covid 10-micrograms dose designed for children in the 2-4 age bracket did not initiate an adequate immune response in those children So, what solution did Pfizer personnel come up with as they dined on filet mignon and Sushi off the body of a scantily clad exotic dancer at a local massage parlor? "Back to the drawing board?". Of course not! Their recommendation: Bring the sniveling sob back for a 3rd dose!!! That's right folks. They intend to pump these children with enough vaccine to protect them from covid if they have to kill them in the process. 

In other news a study by a local group of psychics revealed that not since the Kennedy Assassination have American's viewed their government through eyes so cynical.  One math professor who said she now believes "nothing", wrote a 300-page thesis on how 2+2+=5.